Tweet A few days ago Pete Brown told us about the fate of Tetley's Cask, and how its owner, Carlsberg UK, have decided they will close the brewery in Leeds and shift the production elsewhere in England.
This is nothing new, neither surprising. It's common practice among the big multinational brewing groups. Heineken CZ have been a lot on the news lately for doing just that here in the Czech Republic. In the last year they have shut down three breweries, in Znojmo, Kutná Hora and, most recently, in Louny (they had bought the last two the year before).
But this is not what I wanted to talk about today (neither about Heineken's idea of a free market). The closing of breweries, though sad, is something inevitable in this context and, to be fair, we should ask ourselves whether those breweries would have survived had they remained independent, which, unfortunately, we will never know.
What I wanted to talk about is the little respect Heineken has for language and, to a certain extent, the intelligence of the consumers.
On the pages that in their website Heineken Česká Republika dedicates to the brands of the closed breweries we can still see the following slogans:
"Dačický aneb zlatý mok ze stříbrného města" (Dačický, or the golden beverage from the silver town.) for the brand formerly brewed in Kutná Hora (this city in the middle ages was famous for its silver mines).
"Dobré pivo ze Znojemska za dobrou cenu." (Good beer for a good price from the Znojmo region.) For Hostan
"...pivo s hořkou chutí a s historií dlouhou jako je město Louny samo." (...beer with a bitter taste and a history that is as long the history of the town of Louny.). For the namesake beer.
The last one is perhaps the worst of the lot. The history of Pivovar Louny has finished and the beer is no longer brewed in the city it was named after, but in Velké or Krasné Březno (can't remember which now).
I'm pretty sure the long time drinkers of all these brands are glad to at least still be able to keep on enjoying them, even if only as in name. But still, and specially in Louny's case, this is just another, sad, example of the Brand above the Drink
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